MA Grant joins us on behalf of the furred…
Why Werewolves Make the Best Mates
By Connor and Flynn Sinclair
FLYNN: We’re supposed to tell you why werewolves are–um–
CONNOR (interrupting): The best freaking lovers ever.
CONNOR: We’re animals. If you’re into a little freaky-deaky, we’re your guys. There’s nothing we won’t try at least once. We’re pretty smart too–
FLYNN (muttering): Some of us, at least.
CONNOR (glaring at Flynn): –so if we figure out what makes you go all gooey, we won’t forget it.
FLYNN: That counts in and out of the bedroom, by the way.
CONNOR: Sure, whatever. Oh yeah, the shift! Our hearts and lungs get a little bigger when adrenaline hits, so with more blood and oxygen, there’s more (grins and gestures in a southerly direction) growth. Like, the good kind–
FLYNN: I think they get it.
CONNOR: Really good–
FLYNN: Shut the hell up.
(Connor holds his hands apart and mouths “HUGE growth” behind Flynn’s back)
FLYNN: We’re more than just…that though. We can sense your emotions. We’ll be there for you.
FLYNN (ignoring him): And we’re faithful.
(Connor straightens in his chair and nods)
CONNOR: Damn straight.
FLYNN: If you’re the one, that’s it. There’s no one else–
CONNOR: Never will be. Can’t be.
FLYNN: They get it.
CONNOR: No one.
FLYNN (rolling eyes): So, yeah, we make pretty damn good lovers.
(Flynn leaves. Connor reaches to turn off camera. Looks furtively over his shoulder.)
CONNOR (whispering): Just remember, HUGE.
(Camera goes off).
Want to meet Flynn and Connor in the…ahem…flesh? Check out MA Grant’s Red Moon.